nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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