his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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