he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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