I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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