Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
why is half of my head shaved?
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