Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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