No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Randomize
