me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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