There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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