Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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