is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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