what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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