why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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