If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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