how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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