so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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