I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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