Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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