So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Randomize
