I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
