I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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