Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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