i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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