That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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