In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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