did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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