you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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