Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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