Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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