Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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