i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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