she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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