You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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