I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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go home
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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