She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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