Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
that is very illegal...i love you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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