all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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