your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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