I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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