New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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