somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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