Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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