A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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