Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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