He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Operation Purity has been aborted
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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