Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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