She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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