No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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