We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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