I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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