I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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