dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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